New Swear Words

According to (recent) studies people who swear live a longer, healthier life. Or at least are happier with greater tolerance to pain.

As my contribution I would like to submit new swear words, or invectives, many of which are simple conjunctions created from my two favorite epithets

RetuntA retarded cunt
Slunt 1. A cunt that's slacking off
2. A slut that is also a cunt
Pedunta cunt who gets pedicures
Entertarda person so easily entertained as to almost being retarded
ReduntA cunt that keeps repeating the same old shit
Recuntainance1. act like a cunt again
2. to scout out an area with high cunt possibilities

Here is a list of articles I hastily found to corroberate my claim in the beginning

  1. http://news.nationalpost.com/2014/05/15/science-proves-it-swearing-makes-you-feel-great-you-uncouth-jerk/#__federated=1
  2. http://www.cracked.com/article_18468_6-reasons-assholes-are-healthier-according-to-science.html